why would i get ready for work when i could watch emma stone interviews on youtube
i went to the beach the other day and there was an old man walking around the beach in his underwear talking to everybody and i dont know if he was in his underwear because he doesnt have a bathing suit or if he’s just crazy and goes places in his underwear every day to talk to strangers
i was going through my instagram and i am certain now more than ever that i am in fact a White Girl
i thought that maybe now that i am twenty-two that the taylor swift song 22 would be less awful but in fact i think it’s more foolish now than ever before. im sorry.
zoinks
Anonymous asked: how the FUCK did you get this url
probably because ive had a tumblr since before you started puberty which really says more about me than i’d like it to
sometimes i look in the mirror and i look really cute but then i get my phone out to take a picture and somehow in the second it takes to do that i turn into the damn elephant man or something
