did i tell you about how i went to ice cream yesterday and there was a mom wearing a ctrl+c shirt and her little ass young ass daughter was wearing a ctrl+v shirt i was so disappointed in humanity at that time
the only thing i wanna know about this 50 ass shades of grey movie is where in the heck can i get that version of crazy in love??
Good morning! Let me tell you a hot secret. My breath smells so bad right now and I know this because I can literally taste it and that’s the most disgusting thing that’s probably ever happened to me aside from shitting my pants while vomitting back when I was 5 years old.
today i had my physical therapy and my normal person, maggie, is on vacation. so today i had cameron. cameron is not a middle aged woman. cameron is a 23 year old man. i had always hoped that if i was getting a massage from a boy my age that we’d both be naked or at the very least it wouldn’t be happening inside of a doctor’s office but i guess our dreams don’t always come true.